In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

Any place I hang my head is home.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.