Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.