I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.