Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face