Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy