You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
How would you like to feel the way she looks?
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books