Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.