There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

How would you like to feel the way she looks?