Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.