Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!