Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?