Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Humor is reason gone mad.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
How would you like to feel the way she looks?