If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old