I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.