I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.