I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.