I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.