Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns