Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.