No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.