In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
Was that you or the duck?
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.