I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.