Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!