Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Home is where you hang your head.