I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
Groucho MarxThe first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Groucho MarxThe trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you canโt fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
Groucho MarxHello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. Iโm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Groucho MarxIn France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
Groucho Marx