Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.