Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.