When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.