Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip