A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.