A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!