An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?