Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.