Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.