Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

TV is the rat race of the century.

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.