If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now