I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.