I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.