I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.