The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.