Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.