The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Time wounds all heels.

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.