The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

I hate London when it's not raining.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!