The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills