I donโt have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Theyโre upstairs in my socks.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.