The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.