Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.