I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.