Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?