Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman