I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Time wounds all heels.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?