Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you