I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.