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Groucho MarxWe in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Groucho MarxWe took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
Groucho MarxI don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
Groucho MarxGentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Groucho Marx