My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
Go, and never darken my towels again
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.