I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.