I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.