The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.