The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

Hello, I must be going.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.