The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

Hello, I must be going.

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.