The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.