The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.