The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy