The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.