I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.