I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.