You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.