A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.