I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Any place I hang my head is home.