Humor is reason gone mad.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
I hope they bury me near a strait man
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.