I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Was that you or the duck?
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now