Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.