It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.