Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.