It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.