I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

Women should be obscene, not heard.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.