Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?