Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.