It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.