How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Room service? Send up a larger room.
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.