I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.