Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!