I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.