I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

Women should be obscene, not heard.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.