I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

Only if the computers really love each other.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.

Was that you or the duck?

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.