Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.