Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.