Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

I shall drink no #‎ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.