Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.