While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.