Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.