TV is the rat race of the century.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old