The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
TV is the rat race of the century.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.