Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.