Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

How would you like to feel the way she looks?

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.