Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in.
I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!