Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
Groucho MarxMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Groucho MarxChico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Groucho Marx