Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.