Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.