Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
You're only as young as the woman you feel.