I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.