All geniuses die young.
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?