Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.