I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
Budget: a way of going broke methodically
Blood's not thicker than money.