Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.