Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.