I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
How would you like to feel the way she looks?
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.