If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
Any place I hang my head is home.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.