No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.