A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.