Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

He thinks I look alike!