Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.