I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.