One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Go, and never darken my towels again
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.