As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.