As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.