Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.