We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.