Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.