In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.