Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.