Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Humor is reason gone mad.