I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you're out! Remember, there's nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post. Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter.