I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!