Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.