Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.