I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

All geniuses die young.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.