Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.