Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.