If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?