I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Blood's not thicker than money.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.