Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip